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It is a sartorial reminder that in this world, identity is rarely a matter of fact, and almost entirely a matter of public relations.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIdeally suited for gallery strolls, skeptical observations, or sitting in the back of meetings that—as we both know—should have been emails.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGarment Standards\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTo satisfy Humphrey’s obsession with quality and Cyril’s demand for structure, this tee is constructed to the following specifications:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe Fabric:\u003c\/strong\u003e 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. Lightweight (4.2 oz\/yd²) for breathability during moments of polite fury.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe Architecture:\u003c\/strong\u003e Side-seamed construction for a tailored silhouette that holds its shape, unlike most modern arguments.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe Details:\u003c\/strong\u003e Ribbed knit collar and shoulder taping for structural integrity. Features a tear-away label, because skin irritation is the only thing we aren't disgruntled about.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe Origin:\u003c\/strong\u003e Printed using high-fidelity DTG methods to preserve the intricate Victorian woodcut lines.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMainenance (For Longevity)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWash:\u003c\/strong\u003e Cold (30°C). Turn inside out to protect the engraving.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDry:\u003c\/strong\u003e Tumble dry on low heat (or air-dry for maximum gloom).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIron:\u003c\/strong\u003e Medium heat; avoid direct contact with the \"PR\" billboard.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDo Not:\u003c\/strong\u003e Dry clean. Humphrey finds the chemicals unnecessary.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Athletic Heather","offer_id":56324361748806,"sku":"11282505827057136930","price":22.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":56324361781574,"sku":"38264543366537368938","price":22.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Athletic Heather","offer_id":56324361814342,"sku":"22644720177574857946","price":22.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Natural","offer_id":56324361847110,"sku":"25404499997505186455","price":22.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":56324361879878,"sku":"29661702258683847566","price":22.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Athletic Heather","offer_id":56324361912646,"sku":"27683007799389351704","price":22.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Natural","offer_id":56324361945414,"sku":"31834946155618575123","price":22.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":56324361978182,"sku":"18140935366400113867","price":22.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Athletic Heather","offer_id":56324362010950,"sku":"26418597330754665629","price":22.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Natural","offer_id":56324362043718,"sku":"27191368838131989233","price":22.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":56324362076486,"sku":"10209239674180531977","price":22.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Athletic Heather","offer_id":56324362109254,"sku":"20955664690806320624","price":22.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Natural","offer_id":56324362142022,"sku":"15147317586089577872","price":22.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":56324362174790,"sku":"32910911262353650308","price":22.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Athletic Heather","offer_id":56324362207558,"sku":"31626314199963627064","price":22.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":56324362240326,"sku":"10089087276343448197","price":22.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0996\/0239\/9558\/files\/4339773403022491635_2048.jpg?v=1775577552","url":"https:\/\/skewedandsnappy.com\/products\/t-shirt-i-m-not-a-horse-i-m-just-a-donkey-with-better-pr-vintage-donkey-graphic","provider":"Skewed \u0026 Snappy","version":"1.0","type":"link"}