[MSI] "I’m Not a Penguin" Funny Penguin Woodcut Hoodie, Sarcastic Dapper Animal Sweatshirt

"Heavyweight comfort for high-fidelity indignation."

Requisitioned from the Formal Wear collection, this artifact is issued to those who understand that being a penguin is an intentional, dapper choice. Featuring the naturalistic woodcut engraving of Cyril—the Ministry’s primary wetsuit consultant—this hoodie is the definitive statement in elegant deception.

Printed on the Lane Seven LS14001, a three-panel fleece vessel of exceptional weight and softness. It is designed to withstand both the Antarctic chill and the cold indifference of a long Monday morning.

• The Design: High-contrast Victorian engraving with a signature Oxblood Red bowtie.
• The Build: 8.25 oz (280 gsm) premium fleece. Under-side is combed for a soft, "Institutional" feel.
• The Fit: Retail fit with a double-layered hood.
• The Care: Machine wash cold. Do not dry clean. Do not bleach Cyril's dignity.